Heart throbbing SMS collection
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Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe! Patni: kehdi film si? Pati: Apne vyah di movie si! |
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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi. |
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Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega.. |
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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game. |
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Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman |
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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it. |
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. |
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND |
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. |
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Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! |
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Don't marry the person you want to live with... Marry the one you cannnot live without... But whatever you do, you will regret it later.. |