Heart throbbing SMS collection
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Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week? Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC. |
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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. |
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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party. |
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. |
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. |
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In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. |
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. |
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. |
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The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. |
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Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. |
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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. |
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. |
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A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. |
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I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. |
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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you. |
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Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome. |
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Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. |
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. |
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best. |